O the places (i would) go!

I think this would be a stellar place to inhabit. Awakened by the sunrise itself, lulled to sleep by the lapping waves -- pretty sure most poets would kill for a home like this. If you ever need to go anywhere, your rowboat and amazing biceps will take you there. No neighbors to bemoan, no lawn to mow. Best of all, there is likely to be a secret staircase in the bedroom closet. And you probably wouldn't have to worry about the kids wandering off... as long as you seal the windows.